Let me bring up a kubernetes container with an external IP

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I want to be able to deploy a container that looks and acts like an independent machine, publishing hostname to the local DHCP/DNS, not worrying about kubernetes load balancing or anything like that. Has a few ports open for access to a specific thing (standard ports, like port 22 or 24, not wierd kubernetes NodePort mappings above 2000)

The use case of this is for irc server or telnet BBS where I want to tell users "telnet <bbs hostname>" or "irssi <irs hostname>" and not have to worry about conflicting services on similar ports due to other deployments.